#1: Why do you care about Marcos Day anyway?
Now, now, we have all heard the news about the old deposed dictator of this country and about his fancy new birthday holiday anyway. For those of you who are late to the party, apparently the Congress of the Republic of the Philippines has decided, in their unending brilliance, to make September 11 as Marcos Day in his home province, Ilocos Norte, in an effort to remind them of him being an "inspiration for young leaders to exemplify his leadership and governance", as it is written in the bill. Yes, they want exemplify his $10-billion ill-gotten wealth, his +3,000 kill count, and, especially, exemplify the insanity and historical revisionism still in the minds of his old supporters and the new impressionable young minds who watched and believed in PinoyMonkeyPride videos too much, and still rabidly crowding the comment sections of anti-Duterte Facebook pages, posting memes which show false factoids that they can't even back with any citations. Very exemplifiable. But w...